Euro English forwarded to you by Ms. Viratchada K.
EU has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official
language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other
possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government
that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a
5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft c". Sertainly,
this will make
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
"k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will
make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expected to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze
unesesary "o" kan be dropd
from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a
sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil
find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. Zen ve vil rul ze world!!!